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Saturday, October 29, 2016

Be out of the house on Dec 7th...

This years annual shit show, 
NBC's "Live" show special.
Is going to be "Bye Bye Birdie".
JLo, will play Rosie.
The role made famous on Broadway, by Chita Rivera, in 1960.
Well, sadly JLo, 
won't be the success, that Ms Rivera was.
Even the public will reject this one.
Well, what about the ratings I hear you say?????
Ha ha ha ha ha .......

Told YA Took a while, but

Tuesday, December 24, 2013


The Seer's 2014 Predictions 
Were written while staying
Cayuga Lake 
Upstate New York, 
just down the road from the entrance to 
The Twilight Zone.
  (Completed Dec 19th 2013)

34 President Obama
He's going to get his MoJo back and surprise everyone.
Security however needs to be tightened.

Friday, October 28, 2016

Silly "Boy"

So as Trump, jumps all over the latest on the Email Drama.
Along with the other GOP morons.
Saying yada yada yada.
Well, if he thinks he's got the upper hand.
If the system is rigged as he claims.
Then he needs to fear the FBI.
He's now praising.
Well, if they can do what they are doing to Hilary Clinton.
What does he think that they are going to do to him....
It's still October...

Fucking crazy

Seems this "Woman",
 believes that  bad relationships.
Are sexy, really ?
Clearly she's from another Planet.
No wonder she has to have PR relationships.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Told Ya, Dingo, Dongo. ALMOST..

Monday, January 25, 2016

Where down under, I wonder ...

So Mariah Carey and Aussie James Packer,
 are engaged.
How nice..
Well, it's not going to last.
If it does get to the alter.
It'll be over before the cakes gone hard.

REALLY ??!?!?

Oh, this is may laugh of the day.
The rumour mill/PR, would have us believe.
That Taylor Swift is trying to date Drake.
Mind you they would be great,
 at shopping together.
He he......

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Many more to come ...

Another clue as requested ha ha
So as " Donald ""Babyfart"" Trump ".
Continues to completely deny that the woman.
Who have come forward to expose him as the sex offender he is.
Well, there's more to come, many more.
But trust me that's not the worst of his sex abuse issues.
Just wait till the "Others" come forward.
Then you'll understand the reason he choose Arnold Schwarzengger.
To replace him on The Celebrity Apprentice.

Another "Little" clue ... Ha Ha

But I'm an Artist, ps it's Artiste...

Seems Just "My Favorite Lesbian" Bieber.
Is back to his normal ways of throwing tantrums.
He choose to do the latest RANT,
in Manchester UK.
Not the best place for such behavior.
As all 4 yr olds there, know.
That this kind of behavior is for 1yr olds.
Seems LB has forgotten, all he learned from Jesus.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

TOLD YA, Cage rattling

Monday, December 8, 2014

2015 Predictions

  2015 Predictions 

 Composed between  Nov 14th  noon & Dec 1st 7pm 2014

      In Hermosa Beach Ca, USA.

   If you think he behaved badly in 2014,
 just wait till you see 
          what he's got planned for 2015. 
Mind you I feel that he is in 
          very real danger. 
Of over steeping the mark completely, 
   with dreadful results.
   He's completely paranoid, 
even more so than first thought.
   He's on a parallel to the North Korean nutter.

Trump "Revealed"

Why people vote for Trump is beyond me. Ten years ago I was told in person of a Trump adventure. 

The person who told me this story, 
was the husband of the lady involved. 
and HUGE donors,
(Vegas Wealth). 
Seems Trump took a fancy to this mans wife. 
To the point where Trump would make up 
" Business meetings" to get this man to go to New York, as well as inviting the mans wife as Trumps guest. 
Trump would make the now famous moves/talk. When the husband of the Lady left the room. When she told Trump to *****. Trump would stalk her. He would park outside where ever they where. 
Call to speak to the Lady and wave to her from his limo below.
That's what Trump is. A very dirty old man, who can't handle the simple word "NO".

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Stardom 1st

Something is quite what it seems to be in the,
 Chris Evans & Jenny Slate.
World of romance.
I get the feeling that she, 
isn't really over the ex yet.
Plus, so much good stuff, 
for Chris Evans is ahead career wise.
She may simply become a victim of his success.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Micropenis ...

So over the last few days, 
I have really thought hard.
As to, why, Donald Trump is so angry all the time.
Then as though, I had a flash.
It's a real medical problem.
In fact Hitler had the same issue it seems.

Having such a little Willie.
Makes one feel, less than masculine.
Short, Woman hater, bragger. Explains
It really does explain everything.
Especially the lies....
So I was wondering.
Should we start a Kickstarter fund.
To help his wife.
The Immigrant.
To be able to afford to buy a huge,
magnifying glass.
What do you all think.
As you see below.
Hilary and Trumps Talking head.
Clearly agree....

TOLD YA, Worse to come from the Philippines Trump

Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Tad Earlier than stated 2016 Predictions

Christian Dions’
Psychic Predictions 2016
(Composed in Hermosa Beach CA USA).
(Completed Dec 29th 2pm PT) 
Many troubles ahead in 2016.
Major government fail.
Leading to masses in the streets.
Also they will be terrorist troubles .
Worse than in the previous years.
Due to ISIS.

TOLD YA, Truth gets closer...

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

I see "RED" paint in her future.

So selfish bitch Kim Kardashian-West.
Has decided not just to be cruel to animals.
She has also told PETA to "PISS Off".
Well she better be ready for the backlash.
Plus she involves her sprog in the madness.
Someone please call child services.
Clearly she'll be voting Trump...
She should avoid splashing around the sparkles,
 in Paris & London.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Cheater & a Liar....

So Angelina Jolie has as we know been trying to make her soon to be Ex Hubby the "BAD" one.
Well, it's about to backfire & explode in her face.
Doesn't she understand, 
that her telling the powers that be,
 to check into him.
Well, they will check into her too.
Wait till they expose the name of her,
 "NEW" flame.
Who also isn't free.......

Thursday, October 20, 2016

TOLD YA, Closer & closer

Saturday, October 1, 2016

A Miracle ...

If Donald " Babyfart " Trump.
Survives October.
It'll be a Bloody Miracle.
Going to be SPOOKY......

Out of hiding...

Tommy "Old Boy" Cruise.
Out and about, after his latest facelift.
(Looks like they forgot to do his eyelids)
Is all a flutter after the news that Top Gun 2,
 is on the way.
Now, I agree that the silly movie,
 will make millions.

But the critics, 
all of them, 
will give it a thumbs down.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Sometimes the "Camera" lies...

All is not what it seems in this marriage.
Times will tell, but quicker that you think.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Nice try.....

So here's a private side of my life.

Last night, Lady Gaga, my dog.

Was crazy looking around at something,
 that I couldn't see.
She's never done that kind of thing.
This went on till 3am.
She also decided that she had to sleep on my head.
Again something that she has never done.
Or she had to get out of the house.
Odd I know.
Now this morning things a little calmer, 
doggie wash time.
As I was washing her.
I suddenly realized what had happened.
Someone, tried to send something,
 to hurt or bother me.
Well, it didn't work of course.
Clearly the work of an amateur, 
with a little knowledge.
Always dangerous.......
Any how, I thought I'd let them know.
I sent the something, back.
"With a little something extra".